3 Quick and Dirty Reasons Why I’m Tickled Pink to Have a Vagina Instead of a Penis

I am becoming fluent in self-care these days. (Post-divorce rage will do that to you, you know?) I was soaking in a steaming-hot bath last night (with a cup of post-workout lavender Epsom salt), thinking, it must be challenging for guys in the medical field to remain professional and not get an erection throughout their workday. Or to hide it if they do become aroused.

This thought led me to my next one — I am so glad I have a vagina and not a penis.

1.) They’re prettier in their natural form

Alright, I understand; maybe not everyone would agree with this one. But to me, a well-maintained, freshly manicured pussy is way more appetizing than a floppy, bushy dick. Sorry guys, not sorry.

2.) No one can tell when you’re turned on.

I don’t have to strategically tuck my vagina under my belt to stay cool as a cucumber. Full stop.

3.) Vaginas are capable of miraculous things.

Two examples of these marvelous things are: pushing human beings out of them and multiple orgasms.

Now, do you have a better understanding of why I love my vagina!?

Call to Action: let it all hang out and tell us how much you love your vagina and/or penis, for that matter!

Thank you for your love and support. You Are Loved. ❤

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